"It's the End of the World As We Know It, and I Feel Fine?"

So really, I can swoon with the best of them. I started reading New Moon in preparation for the marathon I'm planning to have with the release of the movie. And yes, again my heart has begun to pitter patter along with the plot line. But when I was at Target yesterday and saw the new Edward Barbie doll, I wondered "where is the world heading?" OK, not that extreme, I'd capitalize on all us saps too if I was in the position, but I still did throw up in my mouth a little.